Unhosted Weekly: Crypto Market Overview #37

Edge of the Barrel 🛢️

🎉 Leaked video from BTC Prague afterparty

📉📈 Saylor on CNBC: “BTC’s heading to $180K, dipping to $140K — and the panic will be legendary.”

🔥 Bitcoin flirts with a 100k line

🇫🇷 French firm Sequans drops $384M to kick off its Bitcoin treasury play

📊 Metaplanet likely just passed Hut 8 in BTC holdings — closing in on Tesla, but still waiting on the tracker to catch up

🧃 VanEck teases a Solana ETF this summer

💼 Secretary of Commerce or King of Dips?

The Hormuz Panic That Wasn’t

The weekend served up a perfect storm: U.S. cruise-missile strikes inside Iran, Tehran’s parliament hinting it could seal off the Strait of Hormuz, and crypto cascading to $98 000 before snapping back above six figures.

Yet by the Asian Monday open, Bitcoin printed $102 000, S&P futures ticked green and crude oil cooled.

Below is a deep-dive debrief: what really moved, why markets ultimately shrugged, and—most important—how to position for the week ahead.

1️⃣ Weekend Tape-Bomb Timeline

UTC Time

Headline

Immediate Price Reaction

Fri 22:30

U.S. Air Force strikes Iranian missile facilities

BTC → $98 k (-8 %), WTI +4 %

Sat AM

Iran’s Majlis votes to consider blocking Hormuz

Oil futures gap to $77, ETH sells to $2140

Sat PM

Unverified “Hormuz mined” rumors on CT

Panic bids on stables, alt-coins nuke 10–30%

Sun 18:00

No physical shipping disruption; Tehran radio silent

BTC reclaims $100 k

Mon Asia

China/Russia/Pakistan draft UNSC cease-fire resolution

Risk-on – NQ +0.6 %, BTC $102 k

Lesson: Headlines move price only if large players act. From Friday to Sunday, order-flow data (Futures OI, spot CVD) showed retail selling into high-frequency bid walls while funds stayed net-long.

2️⃣ Bitcoin Technical State of Play

Time-Frame

Indicator

Status

Take-away

Monthly

100 k breakout-retest

✔ 3rd green candle

Cycle remains intact while > $90k

Weekly

Money-Line

Bright-green (bullish)

Trend traders stay net-long

Daily

98 k capitulation wick

Filled & reclaimed

“Event risk” absorbed by smart money

Actionable Insight:

  • Add on dips into 100–105 k demand with partial size and hard stop < $90 k.

  • Only hedge aggressively on a daily close below $96 k.

Money-Line = MA stack + OBV + funding sentiment.

3️⃣ Strait of Hormuz — How Real Is the Threat?

Metric

Data

Implication

Global oil via Hormuz

≈ 20 %

True choke-point… if blocked

China’s oil reliant on Hormuz

~50 %

Beijing would lean hard on Tehran not to close it

Europe via Hormuz

15 %

EU is the primary loser; US & China have alternatives

Tanker insurance (Mon)

+2% premium

Minimal—market pricing low probability of closure

Key Take-aways for Traders

  1. Watch shipping data, not Twitter. Real-time AIS tanker feeds (e.g., FleetMon) will flash red long before crypto CT doom posts.

  2. Oil > $90 is the canary. A decisive break of 2024 highs ($89–$90 WTI) would confirm physical stress → expect risk-off and USD bid.

  3. Until then, Hormuz headlines = noise; treat dips as liquidity gifts.

4️⃣ Alt-coin Temperature Check

Bitcoin dominance printed a fresh cycle high; that alone means no full alt-season yet.
Still, rotation trades exist.

Bucket

Name

Current Setup

Trading Plan

Momentum Leaders

HYPE, HLP (Hyperliquid)

New ATHs, rising OI

Trail tight stops, scale partials into strength

Contenders

SOL, SUI

Need breakout vs ETH

Accumulate on BTC-led dips; invalidate on weekly close vs ETH lows

Laggards

MATIC, ADA

Down-trend vs BTC & ETH

Avoid until money-line flips

Lesson: Strong horses keep running. Rotating out of leaders too early is the #1 retail mistake.

5️⃣ Macro Drivers on Deck

Event

Date

Market Bias

FOMC – Powell presser

Wed 18 June

Dovish hints (July cut pre-signalled) = alt relief

U.S. CPI / PPI

12 June

Soft print → weak USD → BTC up

G7 Finance Ministers (oil-price cap talk)

14 June

Hawkish energy stance could spike WTI

6️⃣ Institutional & Treasury Flow

  • Metaplanet (Tokyo): added 1 111 BTC, now 11 111 BTC—larger than Coinbase treasury.

  • MicroStrategy: Saylor teased a “bigger orange dot” buy—watch for 15 k+ BTC filing.

  • Ancient Coins: 566 BTC/day now age past 10 years vs 450 BTC newly mined → secular supply crunch intensifies.

Actionable Insight:
Allocate a structural position to mining-equity beta (MARA, HIVE, CLSK). Profits surge when BTC > $100 k and energy costs lag.

7️⃣ Security PSA — Fake Hardware Wallets

A TikTok “discount Ledger” wiped a user for $6.5 m.
Checklist before you shill a wallet to friends:

  1. Buy direct from manufacturer (no Amazon, no “factory-sealed” e-Bay deals).

  2. Initialize seeds yourself; never trust pre-generated cards.

  3. Verify firmware hash on first boot.

8️⃣ Strategy Cheat-Sheet (This Week)

Scenario

Prob.

Positioning

Hormuz calm, Fed hints cut

60 %

Long BTC, overweight ETH & SOL; 1–3× grid bots on majors (Pionex)

Hormuz partial disruption

25 %

Hedge 30 % book with short ETH perpetuals; rotate into oil miners, keep BTC core

Full blockade / U.S.–Iran hot war

15 %

Reduce alts to near-zero, hold physical USD & BTC cold-storage; expect 20–30 % drawdown first, V-reversal later

9️⃣ The Builder’s Edge

Robot plumbers are still years away. If markets scare you, remember:

Trades may fail; trade skills never do.
The contractor who renovates your mining shed on time is safer from AI displacement than half of Wall Street.

TL;DR

  • $98 k washout was retail fear, not trend change.

  • 100 k–105 k remains prime dip zone while weekly money-line glows green.

  • Alt-season resumes only after BTC.D peaks—watch July rate cut for trigger.

  • Strait-of-Hormuz is the headline to track, but shipping data & oil will give the real signal.

  • Potential of rate cuts and money printing ahead.

  • Keep stacking sats, secure your keys properly, and ignore click-bait blitzkriegs.

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